Product information
Explore fictional romantic stories, make choices and revisit branching conversations in Impossible Valentine. This overview keeps edition-specific claims separate because provider disclosures, advertising, purchases, accounts and app features can differ by edition.
Full English declaration
Effective Date: February 2026
Impossible Valentine is built with a "Zero-Knowledge" philosophy. We believe your dating simulation failures should remain private.
Local Only: All game logic, story progress, unlocked "facts," and inventory items are stored locally on your device using Apple's UserDefaults system. If you delete the app, this data is deleted.
No Servers: We do not have a backend database. We do not collect your IP address, location, contacts, or chat history.
Game Center: We use Apple Game Center to track Achievements. We do not have access to your real identity, only the anonymized Player ID provided by Apple.
In-App Purchases: All transactions are processed securely by the Apple App Store. We never see, store, or process your credit card information.
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
IMPOSSIBLE VALENTINE IS A SATIRICAL GAME. THE "DATING ADVICE," "RED FLAGS," AND CHARACTER REACTIONS ARE FICTIONAL AND EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.
The dialogue options and "winning strategies" in this game are designed for a fictional environment. They are often terrible advice for the real world. The Developer is not responsible for any rejected dates, awkward silences, or drink-throwing incidents that occur if you try these lines in real life.
By using this app, you acknowledge that it is a simulation. You agree not to use the app's content to harass others. The "Impossible" difficulty is a game mechanic, not a judgment on your actual social skills.
"Love Credits" and other In-App Purchases are consumable items used to influence the game story. As per Apple's standard policy for consumable IAPs, these are generally non-refundable once used within the game logic.
The developer-declared App Store disclosure below was checked on . These are dated provider statements; check the current listing for changes.
These declarations cover the edition and its integrated services under the provider’s definitions. Local storage or the absence of a developer-operated server does not mean those services collect nothing. Practices may vary by version, feature, region and age; this review does not inspect the app’s code or independently verify its behavior.
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iPhone & iPad
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Need the product overview instead? Read the Impossible Valentine: Date Sim app page.